Spend, Tax, and Blame

I am Barak

I am Barak Hussein

Ask me again, and I’ll tell you the same

Do you like American exceptionalism and prosperity, Barak Hussein?

I do not like them, I’m Barak Hussein

I do not like those things, I like to spend, tax, and blame

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there

I would not like them anywhere

I do not like American exceptionalism and prosperity, I like to spend, tax, and blame

I do not like them, I’m Barak Hussein

Would you like them better if you could see them? Or would you like it better if we were Europeans?

I would not like them even if I could see them, and, yes, I would like it better if we were Europeans

I do not like American exceptionalism and prosperity

I do not like them; I like to spend, tax, and blame

I do not like them, I am Barak Hussein

Would you like them if we taxed our riches, would you like them if we taxed those “fat cat” sons of bitches?

Not even if we taxed it’s wealth

And in so doing, sapped the economy’s health

Not even if we taxed those Wall Street fat cats

And place a levy their evil corporate jets

I do not like American exceptionalism and prosperity, I like to spend, tax, and blame

I do not like them, I’m Barak Hussein

Would you, could you

Be non-partisan and lead?

And like the rest of us

Red, white, and blue bleed?

I would not, could not

Be non-partisan and lead

Patriotism is really tired and old

Besides, getting re-elected is my primary goal

You might like them

You might see

You might like them

If you partied with tea!

No…no…no…no tea for me

I would not, could not party with tea

I just don’t like those things, so just let me be!

I do not like them, they’re so passe

I do not like them, so yesterday

I do not like them, prefer shared sacrifice

I do not like them, playing Robin Hood is nice

I do not like them, prefer wealth redistribution

I do not like them, don’t you just love my elocution?

Would you like them if socialists we became?

Would you like it if the whole world perceived us as really lame?

I would not, could not, even if we were commies

I will not like them, I’d rather blame tsunamis

I will not like them, I’ll just make excuses for us all

I will not like them, and while I'm at it play, some golf and basketball

I will not like them, I’ll make you buy healthcare for the rest of your life

I will not like them, And with my "civil discourse" stir more partisan strife

I will not like them here, more government is the answer

I will not like them anywhere, this damn Tea Party is a cancer

I do not like American exceptionalism and prosperity, I’m Barak Hussein

I do not like them, I prefer to spend, tax, and blame

You do not like them

So you say

Try them! Try them!

And you just may

Try them and you may, I say

If you would only let me be to enjoy the Vineyard and my time to tee!

Come on, just try them and you will see.

No! No! No!

I’d rather continue on the apology tour

And to foreign leaders take my bow de jour

I’d rather strive for double digit unemployment

And blame George Bush just for enjoyment

I think what's needed is another big stimulus

And while I'm at it, I'll throw small business under the bus

Shovel ready projects, now they're the real solution

As long as the all the work is done by the union

And I'll just grant illegals backdoor amnesty

And allow them to sap our services for free

And I will spend…uh, I mean continue to make "investments"

Skyrocket the debt, and upon the rich, levy new assessments

And I will blame everyone on the right as far as the eye can see

I’ll blame everyone and everything but l’il ol’ teflon me

Gee, wish Pelosi, Reed, and the Donks were still doing all the decidin’

Then my biggest worry would be another gaff by Joe Biden

Instead, those conservative folks are blaming me for this credit downgrade

And, man, I wish my that my teleprompter dependency could be downplayed.

I do not like American exceptionalism and properity, you see

Another term of hope and change should ruin 'em, drown them in tea

I like to spend, tax, and blame, don't you just love my Progressive sham

Love big government, regulation, and adult conversations, Barak Hussein I am.